Wednesday, August 11, 2004

WHEN'S=TRISHA=ON=MUM?

We see where Salt publishing have a new ad in the Guardian featuring a representation of their ideal reader: a bloke in his mid-thirties, clearly off his meds and in the grip of some hellish meridian accidie - lying on his bed and staring at the ceiling and obviously in need of a bit of Drew Milne in his life. Sorry - did we say his single bed? Never mind, his Mum should be up with a cup of tea and a biscuit in a bit. And it can't be more than an hour or so till his afternoon wank.

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I'm sure I'd find this offensive if I understood it. Are you suggesting that readers of serious poetry don't have social lives?

 
At 24 August 2004 at 15:23, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I believe what he's saying is that the *advert* suggests poetry readers have no social life. Not that readers of Salt's esteemed volumes are to be confused with readers of poetry.

 
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Excellent: but they'd already lost me with the "Think Poetry Think SALT" effort.

 
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